Chewbacca Farts

While meditating, I suppress my farts to keep the space quiet but the farts bubble back up into my stomach and growl out like a beast. It sounds like that noise Chewbacca makes when complaining to Han Solo. It ends up being distracting, which of course defeats the purpose of suppressing them in the first place.

But I’ve not changed my behavior. I still suppress my farts.

Can you blame me? I’ve figured out a way to summon Chewbacca into my morning meditation.

That can’t be a bad thing.

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